Monday, December 29 
I replied, "I'm so sorry, I do not wish to insult you in any way and I apologize for doing that. It won't happen again."
This is what I really wanted to say to him:
"Believe me sir, your son and I are most definately not having sex. It is not my intention or desire to get knocked-up like your first-born did to that skank you now have to call your daughter. I happen to come from a decently conservative and very cultured family. I have higher aspirations than that. I have a college degree, which is more than you can say about your own family right now. Let me assure you that I'm actually not screwing your penny-less, impotent son, Sir."