Friday, March 26 
There's a theme of IMPOTENCY screaming at me right now. I get a daily average of 40 SPAM emails pushing Viagra and penis enlarging pills with subject lines such as "How I cured my impotence" and "Is your love tool not satifying her?" And currently, I'm reading Hemmingway's "The Sun Also Rises" in which the narrator, Jacob Barnes, is suspected to be suffering from impotency. Sometimes I honestly think it's such my karma for being such a Playstation to meet an amazing person that can't get it up. Fuck. I mean, no fuck, or yeah, whatever. Stop screaming at me! I'm too young to be worrying about this.