Monday, January 24 
It started with a 43 year-old man instructing me to go out and purchase one a few months ago. Then I read in a magazine that using one on a regular basis improves the woman's experience in actual copulation. Then I got a few baffling responses from friends when I divulged that I've never owned one before. So this weekend, Mel Cab decided this had to be changed. We jetted across Sunset to Hustler Hollywood and I got myself my very first toy. It's glittered. Takes 2 AA batteries. I'm a little nervous to test it out. And I can't believe I'm sharing this. Well it's not like people are reading anyway. I think.